Okay. You guys ready for one of my Info Dump posts about something really inexplicable? Brace yourself ( Read more... )

So last night I planned out this awesome outfit involving a new pair of KICKASS black peep-toe pumps I got from eBay for $8. Then I got up and looked out the window to see the FOUR INCHES OF SNOW we got last night. D'oh! Out came the jeans ( Read more... )

Well, crimefighters, today I had a significant milestone ( Read more... )

Questions to ponder for the day:

1. Why do people say "assless chaps?" All chaps are assless ( Read more... )

1. I am wearing fake eyelashes today. Because I can and because I am a pretty pretty princess ( Read more... )

Okay, I wish to consult with the Oracle of El Jay on a matter that is mystifying to me ( Read more... )

So you may remember last week, when I bought that new iPod after my
current iPod had a meltdown for the tenth time?

I haven't received my new one yet, but...the old one has worked
perfectly without breaking ever since.

ARGH.

I did drop it on the floor last week. Hmm, the magic "strike it hard"
fixing method.

Lately, I've taken to listening to my iPod at work on Big Shuffle, in ( Read more... )

Earlier today, my Lovely Former Roommate joined the modern age and finally got a cell phone. I attempted to send her a celebratory first text message, but hit a wrong button and sent it before it was complete.

Luckily it didn't send properly. I got an error message which read:

MESSAGE UNDELIVERED: GENERAL PROBLEMS.Really, general problems? ( Read more... )

Man. This No-LJ-at-work thing sucks. I have to stockpile all my scattered thoughts to post when I get home.

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Driving to work this morning, I saw five car accidents in a four-mile span of highway where there are rarely accidents. What are the odds? I actually started worrying that something catastrophic had happened in the world and people ( Read more... )